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[dendarii]

"This is Miles. Leave a message and I'll respond to you at my earliest convenience."

The line has gone silent; any messages sent to this name only return an error.

Comments

[dendarii]

[ She makes it sound like Lucifer has control over Miles' soul already. There's a desperately unpleasant thought. ]

Good to know, at least. I'll be prepared.

What are you thinking?

[rathercommon]

Well, I've basically informed him that to properly romance you, he'll have to treat you right. So I've pointed out to him that you were quite eager and curious and came to him WITHOUT this business of the seal, but that you've been completely creeped out by it and don't want to get near him because of it. And that you're much more likely to come back to him if he gets rid of it. I'd recommend playing that up - that you're really curious about him, but completely put off by him doing these really high-handed things.

multiple

[dendarii]

what

[dendarii]

kitty, no

[dendarii]

Don't EVEN play with the romance angle, that is such a terrible idea.

[rathercommon]

METAPHORICALLY romance you. Honestly Miles I'm not setting you up to have a torrid affair with Lucifer.

[dendarii]

Then why are you even PHRASING it like that

[rathercommon]

I'm being droll!

[dendarii]

Kitty please. I can't even ... just don't even let him think along those lines, please.

[ He does not want to admit he found the encounter kind of hot, albeit in the worst way possible. ]

[rathercommon]

[ About ten minutes later: ]

UGH no seriously. He just spent like the last five minutes I was in there hitting on me and threatening to kiss me. GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS. He is OLD AND GROSS.

[dendarii]

[ Well that just makes him mad on her behalf. ]

He didn't force anything, did he?

[rathercommon]

Ugh no. Though if I'd been cleverer I'd have let him. I pointed out that if he touched me without permission I'd press charges aggressively against him and keep him in there longer. I oughtn't have warned him so that I could have used that to pin him in there...

[dendarii]

how is that CLEVERER

[ Ugh. God. It takes him a moment to get himself together. Reminding himself that there are tactical reasons, yes, and that Kitty is perfectly capable ...

It still makes his skin crawl. ]

I'm very glad that didn't happen, Kitty.

[rathercommon]

Not half as glad as I am. I'd have to literally pour bleach on my tongue if he touched it, I think. But still. It'd be nice to have a bit of a break from him trying to torment you.

[dendarii]

I'll be fine. Thank you for going back - this is all useful information to have.

[rathercommon]

Yeah, well. You're getting a lot of shit from this arsehole now, for the simple reason that you were good and brave and stood up for people who needed it. Least I can do is helping out with a bit of information gathering.

[dendarii]

It really wasn't anything anything special.

[rathercommon]

Yes it was. It really really was. In the grand scheme of things it was and this matters less but it meant so much to me personally to hear about it. It gets tiring being here and just getting ground down by the cynicism and the anger and the violence. But real heroism, REAL heroism, means so much. It matters.

[dendarii]

[ Gosh. What does he even say to that ... He's kind of glad she knows their identities now. ]

See, to me that was just being Vor.

[rathercommon]

[ Aw. ]

OH NO YOU DON'T. You are not using your honour and courage to trick me into saying something nice about a system of hereditary nobility!!

[dendarii]

It's the truth. That's what Vor do, or should do - it's how the relationship works.

[rathercommon]

I feel like the victim of a really long con here

[dendarii]

Ha. I wish. Just honesty, Kitty.

[rathercommon]

Then all right. MAYBE your system of nobility teaches you a FEW positive qualities.

URGH I feel dirty.

[dendarii]

I'm showing this to Gregor ♥