[IC] [Mask or Menace] Contact Post

[dendarii]

"This is Miles. Leave a message and I'll respond to you at my earliest convenience."

The line has gone silent; any messages sent to this name only return an error.

Comments

[brushoff]

If you asked around, I'm sure that others would have told you that sort of thing happens more than expected. We had some fiasco about six months ago where a lot of people turned into children as well.

[dendarii]

... Really?

[brushoff]

I turned into an old man. It was HORRIBLE.

[ really really. ]

[dendarii]

But surely the cause wasn't the same.

[brushoff]

[ so, uh fun fact: Dorian ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT REMEMBER what caused the first age-swap event because he has the memory of a goldfish with regards to things that do not directly affect him (it was that kid? the sciency one with the dumb hair? maybe?)

so who is ready for DODGING THE QUESTION. ]

It doesn't matter what the cause is, just that the effects happen.

[dendarii]

[ Fun facts: Hiro did in fact cause both incidents. ]

Now I will be better prepared. In any case - have you been completely honest with me, Dorian?

[brushoff]

[ thanks, Hiro. :| ]

Why would you think otherwise?

[dendarii]

Because you're you. Just a bit shifty, I'd say.

[brushoff]

Just a bit? I might need to work on that! But yes, I've been nothing but honest with you in our conversation.

[dendarii]

And yet you have larger things to hide, I'm sure. As I did.

[brushoff]

The difference, however, is you're not the one hiring me.

[dendarii]

Well, no. But neither do I accept all clients. Some level of trust is required.

[brushoff]

Has it annoyed you THAT MUCH that I don't trust you? Perhaps I should take my business to the Musketeers—at least they manage to put personal biases aside.

[dendarii]

If my identity were really an issue, you'd have gone to them in the first place. What's your real issue, Dorian? Or are you just looking to negotiate from a stronger position.

[brushoff]

If you think I have an ulterior motive, you're more paranoid than I thought.

[dendarii]

It's healthy to cultivate a small amount of it, you know.

I concede the point on not being particularly tall, perhaps. But height isn't everything.

[brushoff]

I don't feel any need to penalize your entire organization just because I don't trust you. Hence, why I requested someone else.

[dendarii]

Surely myself and someone else would be no different.

[brushoff]

If that's the case, I wouldn't have asked for someone else to begin with.

[dendarii]

[ Ugh. He hates this. Just when he'd been getting used to this place not caring about his physical drawbacks ... It stings his pride very fiercely to be actively excluded like that. ]

... As you prefer. You are the client.

[brushoff]

Damn right I am.

[ victoryyyyyy ]

Will you be making the selection from the staff yourself?

[dendarii]

As I said. I'll provide you with a narrowed list, and you can select from there.

[ Except he'll totally cheat and make sure Tex goes so that he can watch via video. ]

[brushoff]

In that case, I await your list.

[dendarii]

I'll send it over shortly.

[brushoff]

All the better.