[IC] TEST POST

[dendarii]

[ Miles Vorkosigan cuts an unusual figure even under the most extraordinary circumstances: tiny and somewhat hunchbacked, his curved spine obvious even beneath his custom-cut Imperial Security green military uniform. Unless you're bitty like him (and he's met few adults below his height of 4'8"), he likely comes up to your shoulder or a little lower.

There is, however, a manic energy to the man that makes him fill up more than his physical space. Sharp, penetrating gray eyes take in the world around him as great refreshing gulps of information. Depending on the situation, he may be taking in you as well. ]

A - Canon

[ In his case, you suddenly find yourself in an empty and rather old-fashioned looking house. Old-fashioned except for the high tech consoles installed in various areas, anyway, and if one looks out the window a relatively sci-fi-esque view can be seen interspersed with vaguely Russian architecture. Miles looks up, startled by your sudden appearance. ]

I'm sorry, have we met?

[ In other words, how the hell did you just waltz into the Vorkosoigan House without him being alerted by the guards? Visiting his father or mother, maybe? That's the only thing coming to mind. ]

B - Mask or Menace

[ Staring, Miles can deal with. It's depressingly normal and almost comforting, given the circumstances. But having people approach him like some kind of celebrity is damned unsettling. It feels like some awful combination of being both Lord Vorkosigan and Admiral Naismith at the same time ... which is technically true, but he's not enough at ease with himself to cross those wires just yet.

Speaking of which. He fixes a brilliant smile on his face as his confident swagger threatens to knock over anyone within a five meter radius of him. The space operatic Admiral Naismith persona in full force and practically spilling over. After all, when faced with a wall, Miles tends to charge right the hell on through. First obstacle to be defeated: finding out what the hell is going on and why his head is feeling strangely full all of a sudden.

He's about twenty or so, though with a face like his he could be anywhere between early twenties and early thirties. The tell-tale import barcode flickers at his wrist; he hasn't quite realized what that means for himself or anyone else. In a remarkably flat, pseudo-American accent: ]

You know, I think I've gotten myself lost. Any chance you're more familiar with this place?

[ Heropa is where he's come out first, but by now he could be in any of the Porter cities. ]

Comments

[dendarii]

You don't sound surprised by it existing at all.

[ He shows the attendants the barcode on his wrist, which gets the both of them waved through. ]

[scienceping]

The Federation in the late 23rd century has similar technology.

[dendarii]

To go with your instantaneous communication, I suppose. I'm quite jealous ...

[ He steps through the portal neatly, coming out into Virginia on the other side. ]

[scienceping]

[ Huh, somewhat different from the teleporters he's used to. But he steps through a moment later, at ease with the method. ]

Perhaps you could study the technology employed here.

[dendarii]

[ Miles, meanwhile, has to glance back after himself to make sure he's all in one piece. Teleportation is weird for a hard SF protagonist. ]

Think I will. That would be something to take back.

[scienceping]

Are also you an engineer, Admiral?

[dendarii]

Alas, no. Strategist only. I understand people better than I do machines.

[ He's flagging a bit as they walk, having difficulty keeping up. His legs are really starting to hurt ... ]

[scienceping]

[ Spock notices and slows his pace accordingly, not remarking on it or making a big deal. ]

Then you may have difficulty in reproducing the technology in your reality once you return.

[dendarii]

[ Miles winces a little, but ... dammit, he's aching too much right now. Gotta get inside and get these leg braces off soon. ]

Maybe a blueprint then?

[scienceping]

That would require at least three manuals on the subject of transporter technology, to say nothing of basic subspace quantum physics knowledge.

... Are you quite all right, Admiral?

[dendarii]

I have basic quantum physics and 5-space knowledge under my belt. Not enough to make a blueprint, but ... Stealing one on the other hand ...

[ He waves Spock off lightly as he climbs the stairs up to the house in question. Oh good, his key works. ]

[scienceping]

[ He can tell something's wrong, but he does back off. Just making sure to keep paying close attention to him as they approach the house. ]

Subspace quantum physics is a wholly different branch of engineering, and periodic maintenance is required to ensure the teleporter functions properly.

[dendarii]

Steal an expert too then...

[ That's really the best way to do it. When Miles is determined, the only thing to do is get out of his way. The house is obviously made for several roommates to stay together ... but for the moment, it's empty. He makes his way to the couch and sprawls, carefully leaning down to remove his leg braces. ]

[scienceping]

The efficiency of your plan is questionable at best, Admiral.

[ Spock remains standing upright since Miles technically didn't invite him to sit yet, but quieting while he watches, unaware until that point that he had any kind of brace on. Now he understands what was wrong with him at least. ]

[dendarii]

It's worked before.

[ That's much better. He carefully places them on the floor and takes a good look around the place. Definitely different from where he's lived before ... It will take some time to get used to it, for sure. He waves to the other seat on the couch, gesturing for Spock to sit. ]

[scienceping]

[ He sits, leaving plenty of distance between them and sitting primarily on the edge too, still sitting up straight. Spock also takes a moment to survey his surroundings rather than staring openly at Miles' braces. ]

[dendarii]

[ As much as Miles appreciates it ... really, Spock. The house is nothing in particular, just a neat and clean shared house. They're in a decently-sized living room. ]

You can look. Everyone else does.

[scienceping]

I beg your pardon?

[dendarii]

[ Miles just sighs a bit, mildly exasperated. ]

They're leg braces. The same teratogenic defect that stunted my growth also makes my bones extremely fragile. The latter caused the former.

[scienceping]

[ Tilts his head as if he doesn't comprehend what Miles is getting at ]

Yes, Admiral, the function of such devices is obvious. Impaired skeletal development is also a common side affect of numerous teratogenic defects, regardless of the actual root cause. Therefore, once the identification and purpose of such devices is determined, there was little need to dwell on the observation.

[dendarii]

[ Damned logical Vulcans. Ultimately, that's the response he wants, right? For no one to care about his physical defects, to just make his own life regardless ... but he feels a bit like the wind's been taken out of him anyway. Outside his own control if he doesn't control the response too.

Deal with it, Miles. It could have been much worse. ]

Yes ... yes, you're absolutely correct. [ A bit flippantly: ] Well, let me know if you have any further questions.

[scienceping]

Of relating to your unique physiological state, none at this time.

[dendarii]

Perfect.

Are you warm enough to practice your powers again?

[scienceping]

[ Spock raises his hands from where they were resting lightly on his thighs; the very tips of his fingers are still slightly green, but much better than having the cold color them all the way to his second knuckles at least. He flexes his fingers briefly while looking over both the palm and back of each hand. ]

I believe so, though I would prefer to wait until full sensation has returned to the extremities of my median and ulnar nerve endings.

[dendarii]

[ Much better, yes ... mmm, but Miles would be more comfortable seeing Spock completely recovered too. He's only curious and friendly; the last thing he wants is to seriously injure his fellow space buddy. With a light wince, he gets back up on his feet. ]

That will give me some time to get some water for you. A couple glasses and a few various bowl sizes, I think ...

[ He heads off into the kitchen to see what is available. ]