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[dendarii]

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[m-m-misfire - voice to text: UN: Priorly]

[priorly]

[IMAGE ATTACHMENT]

I swear to god, slutty invalid should not be such a hard look to nail down. Do you think he'd like it?

ILU

[dendarii]

[ Um. Miles opens the message. Blinks at it a moment. ]

Who would like it?

[priorly]

[Which is a strange text to get from Miles, out of the blue.

Prior blinks at his screen a little closer, scrolls up and - well, fuck. Fuck.]

Oh, no one. No one you know. No one at all, actually. No hablo englessh senor.

[dendarii]

[ Oh no, he's not letting him get away that easily. ]

If it was no one, why did you send it to me?

[priorly]

¿Qué? Disculpe señor, tengo el número equivocado!

[dendarii]

Prior.

[priorly]

....Yes?

[dendarii]

Who do you think would like it?

[priorly]

[Oh for - fine.]

Well I wasn't considering it for my next trip to the grocery store, Miles, and I'm stuck at home right now. Who do you think?

[dendarii]

[ Miles is nothing if not single-minded.

... Also he's . Regretting this conversation a little. He sure walked into this. ]


Byerly?

[priorly]

Is that your final answer? There are fifty-fifty odds, you're not even going to guess it might be you?

[dendarii]

Ha. No chance of that.

[priorly]

I'd tell you not to sell yourself short, but I think you might be offended.

[dendarii]

Mostly disappointed in the lack of creativity. I've heard every variation of that joke there is.

[priorly]

Well don't tell people that, you'll make it a challenge.

[dendarii]

Oh I welcome it. I'll be impressed if you can manage it.

[priorly]

Fortunately I am of a gentle and delicate disposition, I'd never be so unkind.

[dendarii]

Truly, I am blessed.

But - I am immediately skeptical of anyone who claims to be attracted to me. So it's not me.

[priorly]

You're not some kind of leper, Miles. You're also eighteen.

So, it's not you.

[dendarii]

Eighteen and fully aware of how hideous I am, thank you.

Byerly, then.

[priorly]

The low self-esteem is certainly a more attractive feature.

Mm.

[dendarii]

... Are you involved, then? Is that what's happening?

[priorly]

'Involved'.

Professionally?

[dendarii]

Prior, please.

[priorly]

Well we do work together.

You know Byerly, when is he ever 'involved'.